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by captainparanoid
Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:16 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Tell a joke, win nothing!
Replies: 8
Views: 2056

Let me try just one more time...

What's at the top of the stairs during a fire? Christopher Reeves On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm... The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in th...
by captainparanoid
Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:35 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Tell a joke, win nothing!
Replies: 8
Views: 2056

"I know there's no such thing as free speech on a private site, at work, et al. Apparently our definitions of offensivie material differ. Mea culpa."[quote] Cecil, you're the one who brought this up YET AGAIN after I APOLIGIZED. If you want to MOVE ON then stop bringing it up. By the way, thanks for...
by captainparanoid
Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:43 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Tell a joke, win nothing!
Replies: 8
Views: 2056

I don't know what "warez" is. However, I deny any charge of flaming, homophobia, etc. Nor am I aware of posting any overt sexual content. I have not made any claims of "free speech", etc. What I'm confused about here is being marked down for posting one joke with the word "F***" in it when the word ...
by captainparanoid
Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:16 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Tell a joke, win nothing!
Replies: 8
Views: 2056

This particular branch of the forum IS called "BALLBUSTING/OFFENSIVE MATERIAL", correct? If there are children in this room they shouldn't be here. There is also a warning right under the title warning people that the material here is offensive. My suggestion , if you're worried about how children w...
by captainparanoid
Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:59 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Tell a joke, win nothing!
Replies: 8
Views: 2056

Tell a joke, win nothing!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a battery? A battery has a positive side. Nixon, Kissinger, a priest, and a hippy are flying the friendly skies. Suddenly the plane is going down and there are only 3 parachutes. Nixon says, "I'm the leader of the free world. I should survive." He grabs a c...
by captainparanoid
Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:52 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: What if we threw a World War III and nobody came?
Replies: 44
Views: 10097

Wow! Thank god the intense debate continues in my absence.
by captainparanoid
Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:35 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: What if we threw a World War III and nobody came?
Replies: 44
Views: 10097

I thought the idea was to burn the evidence. Was I wrong?
by captainparanoid
Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:28 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Adios, Tonto!
Replies: 2
Views: 1115

Last word: Don't let the individual concerned only quote to you from the last line of my private message to him. There were 3-4 other paragraphs as well.
by captainparanoid
Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:20 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Adios, Tonto!
Replies: 2
Views: 1115

Adios, Tonto!

So long to everyone. Most of you were very cool and fun to exchange ideas with--I'm thinking of Numbazix in particular. Keep on rocking, Numbazix. To the one person who managed to make this whole trip a bummer--you've already gotten my reply by now. Please feel free to share it. Adieu, tout de la mo...
by captainparanoid
Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:09 pm
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Just for giggles...
Replies: 7
Views: 2128

Ok, friend, if that's how you want it, that's how it'll be. I tried to apologize, but you asked for it. "No knowledge of the Bible and a mistaken impression of christianity" I think is how you put it. Does spending MY ENTIRE SCHOLASTIC CAREER IN PAROCHIAL SCHOOLS WITH A THEOLOGY CLASS EVERY SINGLE Y...
by captainparanoid
Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:20 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Just for giggles...
Replies: 7
Views: 2128

Ok, that last one was a little rough. Sorry--I hadn't had my coffee yet.
by captainparanoid
Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:16 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Just for giggles...
Replies: 7
Views: 2128

Wow, cool, Christianity--the best religion human sacrifice and symbolic cannabalism can buy. Since your goal is to be as Christ-like as possible, I have to ask: are you a carpenter, and were you/will you be nailed to any large wooden objects at age 33?
by captainparanoid
Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:16 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: What if we threw a World War III and nobody came?
Replies: 44
Views: 10097

ah.
by captainparanoid
Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:27 am
Forum: Offensive Material/Ballbusting
Topic: Just for giggles...
Replies: 7
Views: 2128

Just for giggles...

This one's just for fun, nothing heavy. Does anyone have a favorite wild, impossible "conspiracy theory"? You don't have to belive it--just to have heard it somewhere. My current one is about Billy Graham. I ran across this website which seriously discusses the notion that Billy Graham is a mind-con...
by captainparanoid
Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:08 pm
Forum: Debates
Topic: Who is the best Star Trek captain?
Replies: 64
Views: 19002

Best captain? No contest!!

oh.