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by Corbomite_Ray
Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Say something nice about the person above you.
Replies: 3430
Views: 359264

^ has a lot of enthusiasm

The Midway really has enough crew when compared to the Redemption and Hope-A.
by Corbomite_Ray
Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chat - Humor - Type your screen name with your nose!
Replies: 102
Views: 20263

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by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:17 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: Imperio!

The mind-controlled mouse runs at Blindeye and begins going all "Monty Python Killer Rabbit" on him.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:13 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: Stupify!

JPKTrekker topples across the room, Stunned.

Ray: Accio lightsaber!

Ray's lightsaber flies back up into his hand and he ignites it, still holding his wand.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:10 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray shoots JPKTrekker in the back. He crumples. He shoots the book out of Icewolf's hand, then whips out a wand from nowhere!

Ray: Avada Kedavra!

A random mouse scurrying across the floor goes flying, illuminated by green light, then skids across the floor, clearly dead.

Ray: Oops, bad aim.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:06 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Err...you can't use the Force in a ysalimir's vicinity.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:56 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray shoots Icewolf with the blaster rifle. The ysalimir blocks the Force from him and he cannot deflect it. Icewolf falls to the ground, incapacitated by his wound.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:52 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: *transmogrifies a nearby cushion into a ysalamir and grabs a blaster rifle*
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: *summons the power of the Force, and also those four Budweizers that he downed a couple minutes ago* This ship is not yours. It is mine! *calls back lightsaber and beats JPKTrekker to the ground* You were the promoted one! You were supposed to destroy the ship, not crew it! Supposed to bring ba...
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:34 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: *straightens suddenly* Ah, but you do not understand. I too have mastery of sword-fighting. *launches a sudden flurry of attacks, blade flashing orange*

JPKTrekker: WTF!?!?

Ray: I tire of orange. *shifts blade color to green with the flick of a switch* Ah, that's better.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:28 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: *snatches one of JPKTrekker's lightsabers and ignites its orange blade* Do not make me hurt you, sir.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:56 pm
Forum: Fanfic/Storytime/AFC Presents the Comic Book hour
Topic: RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story
Replies: 771
Views: 88101

Ray: Put down those 21st-century toys, or I will be forced to eject the mice in the engine room into space.
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This or that
Replies: 3912
Views: 375372

*grimaces* Excelsior. I dislike the design of the Miranda-class.

Ambassador-class (McCoy Refit) http://www.startrekaustralia.com/startr ... /index.htm or Ambassador-class (Maroon Refit) http://www.ussmiranda.com/ships/ambassador2.htm ?
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: General Modding
Topic: Star Wars Fleet Command. An expansion perhaps??
Replies: 37
Views: 5838

The 12.8 km Super-class stats will always beat out any poop that Saxton makes up in my book. So if you could, Major, if it isn't already, could you scale it to that as compared to the 1.6 km Imperial-class Star Destroyers?
by Corbomite_Ray
Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This or that
Replies: 3912
Views: 375372

Simpsons.

Hemingway or Poe?