RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story

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RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story

Post by icewolf132 » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:22 am

---incoming message from Starfleet Command---
Attention all crew members and officers assigned to the USS Outta Luck NCC-1313; you are ordered to begin boarding the starship and prepare for a shakedown cruise. the Outta Luck can be found in drydock 34 orbiting earth. permission will be given to launch in 72 hours. also, due to a recent incident on the USS Sunstar Llamas are banned from all Federation starships.

~~~USS Outta Luck, airlock~~~

*Icewolf exits the airlock and looks around*

Icewolf: well...the admiral said that she'd be the first to go through major budget cuts, but I don't see anything different *looks up to see a continuous web of strings hung on the ceiling*...ok then...that would be different *an ensign comes around the corner to greet him*

ensign: hello captain, im ensign and ill be showing you around today.

Icewolf: hello ensign...?

ensign: oh, I have no name; Starfleet thought it be cheaper if I was nameless

Icewolf:...do you have good life insurance?

ensign: yes sir

Icewolf: do your self a favor ensign and lose the red shirt, will you lead the way to the bridge?

ensign: yes sir, this way *he leads Icewolf to an opening in the ceiling and floor with a ladder and a slide*

Icewolf: ensign...what is this?

ensign: the turbolift sir *sees the "WTF" look on icewolf's face* its a replacement, because of the budget cuts

Icewolf: ah...alright then...what about the strings? *points up*

ensign: thats the comm system

Icewolf: *raises eyebrow* are the other officers here yet?

ensign: your the first sir

Icewolf: when my engineer gets here I want to have a word with him

ensign: yes sir
Star Trekkin' across the universe, because I STILL can't find reverse!

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Post by JPKTrekker » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:28 am

Icewolf climbs onto the bridge.

I stand up from the captain's chair and salute.

JPKTrekker: Captain on deck!

Everyone stands at attention.
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Post by Draconia » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:37 am

Draconia: Can I put my hand down now? My arm is getting tired.

JPKTrekker: We stand at attention until the Captain tells us to "at ease".
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Post by Hellkite » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:41 am

climbs onto the bridge

Hellkite :breavening hard "welcome aboard Sir.... the engineer staf are hear for you inspection Sir and the mice are all feed and well rested "
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Post by dubester » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:42 am

Icewolf: at ease

Dubester: Welcome to the ship sir. Science officer reporting to duty.

Icewolf: do you have a name or are like ensign here one with out a name?

Dubester: Lavitz sir.

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Post by JPKTrekker » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:44 am

Icewolf: And who are you?

JPKTrekker: I am the Security Chief, sir. My name is Commander Muhorta.
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Post by Draconia » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:47 am

Icewolf: Who are you, little lady?

Draconia: Lieutenant King, Helm Officer, sir.
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Post by Hellkite » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:53 am

Icewolf: Who are you

hellkite: prisoner 112345 or Hellkite your engineer sir they got me here as terms of my release it was that or the Gallows

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Post by JPKTrekker » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:59 am

*Gulp*

JPKTrekker (thinking): Nobody told me that we would have an ex-con as our Chief Engineer. I will have to keep an eye on that fellow.
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Post by Hellkite » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:05 am

Hellkite Looking at Commander Muhorta : So Nobody told you hehe you dont need to worry i just try to blow up a starfleet depot that in pounded my shuttle
... ok I did more thatn that in a wisper I took out starbace 21 with it :wink:
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Post by dubester » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:16 am

*Stands at the Glass looking through a telescope.*

Icewolf: Um, what are you doing Lav?

Dubester: Scaning around the space dock.

Icewolf: you call that scaning?

Dubester: yep the cheapest scanner for the ship they could afford sir.

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Post by JPKTrekker » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:18 am

Icewolf sits in the captain's chair. The whole thing collapses.

Icewolf: What the...!? These are used pizza boxes.

JPKTrekker: Sorry, sir. I forgot that I left that seat set for me. Also, you will notice that used pizza boxes comprise all the furniture on this ship. Starfleet feels that it is a great way to recycle. Watch out for the roaches, they can get pretty big.
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Post by Hellkite » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:24 am

Hellkite:sir you may want to make a note: One of the shale we say warpcore members is some were lose on board the ship he do by the name of mickey

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Post by JPKTrekker » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:30 am

JPKTrekker: Captain, sir, shall I have the gun crews test load the cannons in preparation for our trip to the firing range?
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Post by Hellkite » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:37 am

Hellkite mmmmm Muhorta is We one have two shells and one is a flar shot the rest will not get here until Tuesday :?

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