RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story

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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:03 pm

Blindeye01: Harrie, I just realized something.

Harrie: What?

Blindeye01: This plan really sucks.

Harrie: What else is new?
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Post by Harrie » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:15 pm

Harrie: do you think we should tell him the hole was supposed to be there?
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Post by Elrond » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:31 pm

Harrie: "Hey Elrond, drinking a lot again are we?"

Elrond: "I have only one word - and that's 'no way.'"

Harrie: "Uh, that was like two words."

Elrond: "Yeah I know. Just wanted to see if you were paying attention."

* JPKTrekker enters. *

JPKTrekker: "Ah, Elrond. Nice to see you sober this time."

Elrond: *To Harrie* "Hey, what does he mean?"

Harrie: "Duuuuuhhhhhhhh! You've been drunk the last two weeks!"

Elrond: "Ah, yeah, that thing."

JPKTrekker: "So, Harrie, how are you and Blindeye doing on that plan?"

Harrie: "We have come to an agreement."

JPKTrekker: "What is that?"

Harrie: "That this plan sucks. This plan sucks worse than Elrond drinking for two weeks in a row."

JPKTrekker: "Well, what do you expect me to do?"

Harrie: "Uh, maybe like, go and play Poker with some Borg Tribbles?"

JPKTrekker: "Ok, understood. But first, I have to finish my exercises."

Harrie: "Yes, of course."

Elrond: "Oh, I know, we could all get blasted drunk and just forget about everything!"

Harrie: "Oh geeze, who didn't see that coming?"
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:40 pm

Blindeye01: This plan sucks more

Harrie/ Elrond: Why?

Blindeye01: Its the same plan, only with Trekker

Harrie: You have a better plan?

Blindeye01: Me and Trekker beam aboard and bust some skulls.

Elrond: As long as I can still drink, it sounds good.

Blindeye01: That's the spirit. Trekker, lets go!

JPKTrekker: Give me a minute, I'm working my triceps

Blindeye01: Here *wink* Now your triceps are in shape, lets go.
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Post by dubester » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:12 am

*walks in to his quarters*

Dubester: haaa, what a long day. well a little blade sharpening and a little hot towel to myself should be all i need.

*starts sharping*grind grind

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Post by JPKTrekker » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:58 pm

JPKTrekker: I'm bored. Let's blow something up.
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Post by Hellkite » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:49 am

_______Segway ___

Narrator :Meanwile on Risa ...

Hellkite : God why did I hire you

Narrator : I was the only one you could aford on Harrie's wages

Hellkite : yep your right you do work for Rootbeer

Narrator : * drinking a rootbeer * I mean at his new assiment were was it again

Hellkite : dont look at me all I can remeber is that redhead from the other segway

Narrator :hmm lets say Starbase Ten

Hellkite : works for me

Narrator : Meanwile on Starbase Ten Hellkite whata do you do again

Hellkite : I ducktape things and help the mice mob run things

Narrator : oh so your a Engineer

Hellkite : yep that what you call it

Narrator : God I know why they call that ship the Out of luck

Hellkite : whats that supost to mean
*Hellkite pulls of his tazer and zaps the Narrator knocking over the Narrators rootbeer and shuttle keys which grounds the Narrator and the Narrator becomes a one fryed Narrator *

Narrator : Mother * gose up in smoke *

*Hellkite spots the shuttle key and pick them up *

Hellkite: he wont me needing this

* He walks to the shuttle pad and see a new Runabount with the tags c Narrator on it and pull out the tags *

Hellkite: well I think the Captian well like this hehehe

_____end segway _____ :P

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Post by dubester » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:09 pm

Dubester: *Yawns* why is it so hard to get up? Computer what is gravity settings at?

Computer: 8x earth's gravity.

Dubester: rest to 3x earth's gravity.

Computer: unable to comply.

Dubester; DAMN IT!!!!

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Post by blindeye01 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:12 pm

Blindeye01: Take that you f*cking hairballs. You can *%%#$ ^&*(&*( ^%$W#R!

JPKTrekker: Is that necessary? I mean we are wiping them out.

Blindeye01: Lets make it like other action movies.

The tribbles escape, after surrendering

Trekker: That was too easy, lets see if the crew stopped crapping their pants, and if Harrie got his legs back
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Post by dubester » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:14 pm

*crawls on the floor and exit room*

Dubester: Damn that was heavy.

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Post by JPKTrekker » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:15 am

JPKTrekker: *Yawn* I am bored again. I'll be in my quarters, fast asleep. Only wake me if it is an absolute emergency that only I can solve. Otherwise, leave me alone, or else.

JPKTrekker exits the room.
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Post by icewolf132 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:07 pm

Icewolf132 casts resurection on the thread...sorry couldn't resist ^_^

Icewolf: *echo's* hello? hello?? hellooo-oo?....hmm, where is everyone? *looks out of a random window to see a fighter* looks like they're going to dock, id beter get to the shuttle ba-wait a minute, its to big for the shuttle bay! how the heck his he going to get it into the ship then? *the fighter slams into the engineering hull, its undamaged but theres one hell of a hole in the Outta Luck now* o.0 I just had to ask.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:53 am

JPKTrekker: Don't look at me. It is not my job to fix that mess.
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Post by Draconia » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:21 am

Draconia leans back in her chair and stifles a deep yawn.

Draconia: What's next? Five hippos doing ballet?
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Post by icewolf132 » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:01 pm

Icewolf: right then *grabs a large roll of duck tape* if im not back in 40 minutes then turn the ship around and look for me *slides down the shaft, his shirt gets caught halfway down* urk! 8O can't....breathe....*his shirt rips and he falls to the bottem* gaaaaaaaaahhhh!! *he hits the floor and bounces back up* whaa?!...meh, beter to be bounced then to be sp-*his head crashes through the ceiling*...I just had to open my big mouth @_@
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