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Post by Draconia » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:31 pm

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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:40 pm

Blindeye01: Jesus Christ on a Crutch!

Cannons unloaded.

Stolen shields down to 6 percent and gone on the engineering section.

WTF? The duct tape hull is compromised.

A Shuttle!

Trekker, did you install those stolen phasers?

JPKTrekker: Oh...those.........uh.............yeah

Blindeye01: FIRE!

Streams of blasts fire out all ports from the ship, whizzing by the shuttle and icewolf.

Icewolf: Ahhhh, who the hell is shooting? Cant they see I'm out here?

Blindeye01: Trekker, the tactical sensors were not installed, we are firing randomly.

JPKTrekker: I said I installed the phasers, not the sensors

Blindeye01: RRRRR, install them then. I'll keep firing. I'll hit that shuttle sometime.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:47 pm

JPKTrekker: Installing things is the job of the Engineering Department and not the Security Chief.
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Post by Elrond » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:21 pm

Elrond: What Department am I in again?
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:31 pm

Blindeye01: As you can clearly tell, our Engineer is a criminal lunatic. You said you'd help install the stuff we sold.
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Post by Elrond » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:31 pm

Elrond: Oh my. Get him to the brig or loony bin or whatever it is right away!
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:33 pm

Blindeye01: Will somebody install the damned sensors before these phasers lop off the Captain's head?
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Post by JPKTrekker » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:47 pm

JPKTrekker: Elrond, you are hear-by ordered to install the sensor grid. Now snap to it, man!
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:52 pm

Blindeye01: On who's authority? You cant order him. Just do what I do.

Elrond, if those sensors are not working in five minutes you will be having an appointment with my lightsaber!
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Post by Hellkite » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:49 pm

* a runabout come out of warp just off the starbord side of the Out of luck *

Hellkite seting in the Runabout survas the tape men ship of the resen repairs to the Out of luck : how the hell uses masking tape to atach a small Phaser aray to a Star ship that what Duck tapes for god whay am I coming back ???

* tranceports the whole non mouse Cerw to the Runabout to the surprise of all*

the crew: 8O


Hellkite : Im Back
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:51 pm

Blindeye01: God Damnit Trekker, you ask for our lunatic engineer and here he is. GRUG!

Grug: Yeah Boss?

Blindeye01: Take care of Hellkite

Grug: Yes, another creature to crush...
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Post by Hellkite » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:56 pm

hellkite: I would not do that ...*pull out a working type 2 phaser stund Blindeye and trekker in the legs vaporzes Grug *
... it good to see you guys too

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Post by Elrond » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:01 pm

Elrond: I have modified the sensors. What's strange is that all that was needed is for me to put a crew member in front of the sensor array. That's what was disrupting the signal - on this ship, you have to put a crew member in front of the sensor array to make it work.

Blindeye: Eh, a crewmember? Is he like, dead?

Elrond: Eh, it was one of the prisoners - the murderer.

Blindeye: Umm...the murderer is still in the brig awaiting trial. The only other prisoner on-board is the guy who stole a information padd...is that who was killed?

Elrond: Um...hmmm...oh my...
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Post by Hellkite » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:06 pm

(were all on the runabout )


Hellkite: what no hi Hellkite how as it been hellkite :roll: computer stake dinner

the repacaters fires up that the Smell drifs from the repacatior wach the crew figth over the dinner it good to be back

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Post by icewolf132 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:14 pm

Icewolf: Hellkite?! why...its so good to see you...so soon...do your self a favor and don't look in your quarters, some people kind of...tore it apart looking for their stuff ^_^; hehehe...oh boy *flees to a dark corner*
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