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Post by JPKTrekker » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:41 am

JPKTrekker: Ahh, forget the ship's weapons. I'm just going to "Q" on over to the lead ship and take over. Blindeye, if you would please handle the second ship.

JPKTrekker "Q's" over to the lead Romulan ship. *Snap-hiss* He ignites his lightsabre and starts making Romulan mincemeat.
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Post by icewolf132 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:03 am

Icewolf: damage report!

Hellkite: we've lost one of our nacelles

Icewolf: curse those Romulans...now we can't excape

Hellkite: actuly captain, it fell off

Icewolf:....

Hellkite: hello? is this thing attached right?

Icewolf: *hangs up can*
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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:41 am

Blindeye01: Damn you Trekker, its not fun when there is no real fight *winks*

Time to die you green blooded fools!
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Post by Hellkite » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:35 am

hellkite: that is it i can take shoting at me but to make me work that the last straw * hellkite tranceports of to one of the romulan ship *< hell of Fart sound >

romulans comander : abandon ship

romulans sub comander : what are they useing on us teron radadation


romulans comander: no some thing must worse ..... soup beans

romulans sub comander : I did not know the Starfleet had such distrive weapons

< mega Fart sound >* the romulan space them self by jumping out of the air locks romlan and the other ship romulan bugs out *


hellkite: come back you green blood ligth wates *hail the out of luck I have a new toy *

icwolf : well done mr Hellite I be over as soon as it airs out

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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:38 am

Blindeye01: It wont air out. Its chemically bound to the hull plates. How I cant raid this ship for parts, or cut up some Rommies with my lightsaber.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:40 am

JPKTrekker: There are still plenty left over on this ship, Blindeye. Oh, and Hellkite, if you even try to do a repeat performance on this ship, I'll space you myself.
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Post by Hellkite » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:41 am

hellkite it not as bad as my quaters a little Industral fabries and it be ok
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Post by Draconia » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:09 pm

Draconia: So that is what the stench was.
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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:14 pm

Blindeye01: Take it, take it, just keep it the hell away from the Outta Luck
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Post by fetalmonkey » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:56 am

fetalmonkey:ahhhhhh nevermind grug quit firing at us and fire at them......
blindeye:oh ya there the enemy boy is my face red...
fetal:ya well if u dont fire at them then itll be black and blue and if grug comes near me the rusty saw will go where the sun dont shine on the both of you
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Post by JPKTrekker » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:12 am

JPKTrekker: Do you two need wedgies also? Don't make me come over there in my brand new Griffin class ship. On second thought, I'm outa here.

JPKTrekker cloaks and warps away in the Griffin he captured.
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Post by fetalmonkey » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:20 am

fetal:well theres 1 less griffin we have to worry about

BOOM

trekker:hahahahahaha

fetAL nevermind once again aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... were going to die at the hand of our own crew i always wanna chop people up
blindeye wants to fire on us apparently trekker thinks were the enemy
cries im 2 young to die
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Post by JPKTrekker » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:41 am

JPKTrekker (who is lightyears away) hears Fetal's whining and turns the ship around to investigate. He arrives to find Hellkite firing the other Griffin's weapons at the Outta Luck. JPKTrekker decloaks, fires a Tricolbolt torpedo up Hellkite's tailpipe, and recloaks a safe distance away.
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Post by blindeye01 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:08 pm

Blindeye01: Grug doesnt use particle weapons. And I have stopped firing. We have a saboteur.

BOOM from Hellkite's ship

Hellkite flies out screaming

Blindeye01: Hey, that knocked the smell outta the ship. Dibs on the Griffin!

*wink* and Blindeye is now on the Griffin

Trekker, hold your fire, I have the bridge now.
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Post by Hellkite » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:16 pm

*get back in to his new ship a via retro fart land back in a air lock and hack in to the computer and arms the Sef destrucet retro farts to the Out of luck *

hellkite: neve try to Roge form a roge...

blindeye : mother

trekker : that .......

the Romulan ship Gose *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM*


hellkite : it pisses me off

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