RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story

Do you have creative writing skills?? Think you can charm the masses with a story or two?? Perhaps you can create a mini-toon based on Armada. Then give it a go right here.

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Post by blindeye01 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:39 pm

Blindeye01: Argh! But why not name her for something you stand for? Like an old Ba'ku sailor's song. Yargh! Now I need a scurvy crew to man this ship.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:13 am

JPKTrekker: I don't know any Ba'ku sailing songs. I picked the Romulan name because I like the way it rolls off the tounge.
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:21 pm

Blindeye01: Aye, she be a fine ship. How about we sail our Griffens past Cape Horn and take a Spanish Gold ship..errrrrrr...Romulan Ale ship.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:39 pm

JPKTrekker: I already got cargo holds full of the stuff. Though, I am in the mood to blow something up. I think I'll go do some target practice on those freighters over there.
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:40 pm

Blindeye01: Argh, loading the starboard cannons....errr......charging disruptors. Aye, they light up like a fine cigar from the indies. And I transported their booty to my ship. Yargh!
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Post by JPKTrekker » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:17 pm

JPKTrekker: I'm bored. Great, I just remembered something that I have to do. I'l be back later.

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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:26 pm

Blindeye01: Well me maties, I believe I'll hang around and provide you with me protection whilst you get yer ship ready. Yargh!
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Post by Elrond » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:26 pm

Blindeye01: "Welcome back from the Argus Gluteous Maximus Array. How was your trip?"

Elrond: "Eh, the station looks like a giant butt. Who would have figured that?"

Hellkite: "You do know that Gluteous Maximus DOES mean 'butt.'"

Elrond: "Hehe. Thanks for ruining my joke. The station was actually shaped like a giant......."

* Elrond is interrupted while he is about to say something obscene. *

Mr. Monk: "Mr. Monk to Elrond."

Elrond: "Ugh. Elrond here..."

Mr. Monk: "Elrond, I know you just got back from your voyage, but you must come to the bridge immediately."

Elrond: "Aye, sir."
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Post by blindeye01 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:39 pm

Blindeye01: Yargh, there be Ferengi off the port bow. They are offering insurance.
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Post by icewolf132 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:34 am

Icewolf: hmm, we could use it...but should they be trusted? Harrie, set up a quick poll on weither we should let the ferengi in or open fire. *Elrond climbs out of the shaft* ah, welcome back sir, how was your trip?
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Post by fetalmonkey » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:38 am

Elrond walk on to the bridge...

draconia: welcome back sir wene missed you

fetal: sir we have a problem with your return

elrond:whats that

fetal :well you see you took too darn long of a vacation weve all missed you and the problem is were not going to let you go on any other vacations your here to stay if we have to duct tape you too the ships hull your stayn
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Post by Draconia » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:38 am

Draconia: Okay. I am not going to get involved.

Fetalmonkey starts to chase Elrond around the bridge with a roll of duck-tape.
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Post by Elrond » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:23 am

* Benny Hill music plays as Elrond is chased around the bridge. And then some British policemen start running after him with clubs. * :lol: :lol: :lol:

Elrond: "Oh no, you caught me." * Benny Hill music still going on.

Mr. Monk: "Haha. Now you won't be leaving us anymore. Mwahahahahhaahaha.....wait a minute. Where the hell's that music coming from?"

Draconia: "Hmmm...I'm not sure."

Elrond: "I think it is the fact that we are in an RPG."

Icewolf: "RPG? What the heck is that?"

Elrond: "Well, it's like a made up story that several people put together and all."

Draconia: "Yes, but that doesn't solve where that music is coming from."

Data: "20th-century, comic-relief, from a hit British TV program called "Benny Hill."

Elrond: "Uhhhhhhh.....Data....aren't you supposed to be on the Enterprise?"
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Post by blindeye01 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:28 am

Blindeye01: Oh, whoops (intentionally fires dsruptors at the Outta Luck to trip fetal and elrond)

Blindeye01: Back to business. Are you going to buy insurance?
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Post by Elrond » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:08 am

Elrond: "Ferengi ship, we have taken damage to our port nacelle, whatever port means."

Ferengi ship Daimen: "That may be bad news, but I have some good news."

Elrond: "Oh, what's that?"

Ferengi ship Daimen: "I just saved a lot of money on my Starship Insurance by switching to Geico."

Elrond: * With an awkward grin. * "Uhhhh..."
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