RPG - Budget Cuts - The Story

Post by **blindeye01** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:52 am

Blindeye01: Yargh, you land lubbers! You dont know port from starboard? And to think I called you a scurvy crew. Targeting the Ferengi. Yargh!

Post by **Elrond** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:32 am

Elrond: "No wait, the Ferengi just saved a bunch of money on Starship insurance."

Blindeye01: "Uhhh...uhhhh...........uhhhhhhhhhhh. What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

Elrond: "Ah yeah, blow them away! Yargh!"

Post by **icewolf132** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:48 am

Icewolf: great, my crew and the admiral have gone pirate crazy...ah well, if you can't tame them, join them

target their engines and weapons, then raid the giant lobed suckers!

Post by **blindeye01** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:30 pm

Blindeye01: Beaming aboard the booty of latinum. Aye that be a fine catch for one day. Yargh!

Post by **JPKTrekker** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:29 am

A Borg Scout Cube drops out of warp off the starboard-bow of the Outta Luck.

Borg: We are the Borg. Lower your.... What the? Oh, Bugger! *BOOM*

The Scout Cube is blown into space dust in a collision with an asteroid.

Post by **Hellkite** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:31 am

*in the wolf cave were the hot runabout is hid we find hellkite giveing the Runabout a coat of black pant and is all most done *

Hellkite: that it no more nasty ncc numbers to be traced hehe
now to but in that Doggie door the Captin wanted good thing we got some more duck tape right mickey

Mickey the engine mouse : yep that gone to be one big Doggie door are you sure you got the mesuere ments rigth ??

hellkite: yep the seven beer kegs high and 12 keg and a bottle of bubraban wide

Mickey the engine mouse: with of with out the cap on

hellkite: with out cant you smell it on my breath

Mickey the engine mouse: I'll pass on that

hellkite: what that subpost to mean you blasted fur ball
*picks up the Taser *

Mickey the engine mouse: nothing

hellkite: I thougth so ... now get up here and Cut the hole your a mouse make at hole

Mickey the engine mouse: but I be sucked out in to space

hellkite:ware this.. * hands mickey a space sute mouse size *
..it the one size the Depot had in stock the tag says it one size it better fit all that and is made in Hong Kong

Mickey the engine mouse: I did not know walmart caryed thngs for my kind * Mickey put on the sute * I'll get to work then get out of the Runabout the airlock locks behind him

hellkite over the inercom : yep I found it a wallmart in the Toy section

Mickey: you a** hole

*hellkite locks the runabouts phasers on the mouse *

hellkite over the inercom : Mick I forgot about these

Mickey: your roten cheese selling Ba$ter

hellkite over the inercom : what did you say Mc

Mickey: nothening boss * runs for that nerest mousehole *

*the phaser cut the hole in the ships hull and hit the murader outside in the drive system blows it up *

-mean wile on the Bridge -

Blindeye:we got a major hull breach Captain

Icewolf: that nothing new we all ways have them were is it located this time in the lady rest room on deck 3 you kown the only one the ship that works

Draconia: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

trekker : noooooooooooooooo my hole

harrie: Noooooooooomy pinhole camcorder

Draconia: what ??

trekker and harrie : notheing

Icewolf thinking to himself: so he is puting in my door then

-back in the Wolfcave-

Icewolf over the cell can: hellkite we got another breach

helkite: working on it * trators the flap it to place* well that maches the rest of the hull got you got to love duck tape on this ship

Post by **blindeye01** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:34 am

Blindeye01: Argh, thats gotta hurt. But me Griffen is holding strong. Still, with Borg coming I think its best we be heading out. Yargh!

Post by **fetalmonkey** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:07 am

fetal:will some one please take the rum away from blindeye

blindeye fires torpedo at the sickbay section aka maintnance shed

blindeye : argh no one be taken my booze argh

fetal:oh great now our only medical bed has a realy big hole in it

icewolf: blindeye quit putting holes in my ship or ill use these secret stolen weapons you left here

fetal:ha

icewolf :mr.monk quit antagonizing the druken pirate with the really big griffin class ship..

blindeye argh hahahaha

fetal:big meanie runs away crying

hellkite: sensors aka guy standing at the window with a pereiscope show three more borg tactical cubes heading this way captain

Post by **blindeye01** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:50 am

Blindeye01: Yargh me maties! I'm not drinking, but no one is stealing me bounty of Romulan Ale. And I can Q over your arsenal if I want. Now lets see about destroying those Cubes. Argh!

Post by **JPKTrekker** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:52 pm

Suddenly, fifty rifts open in the fabric of space-time. A vast armada of Species 8472 Frigates appears in formation around the Outta Luck and the Bounty. Leading the armada is the I.R.S. Comilius.

JPKTrekker: I am back! And I have brought a few friends.

Post by **blindeye01** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:48 pm

Blindeye01: Yargh, well any friend of yours is a friend of mine. Have some Root beer for your friends.

Post by **fetalmonkey** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:43 pm

guy at the window : we have a problem sirs

fetal takes the periscope and looks all of a sudden the 3 borg tactical cubes looked very strange

fetal: i know ive seen that some where b4 but wat is it

icewolf runs to the window

icewolf:oh my goodness we do have a problem

hellkite joins as does elrond

all together scream fusion tactical cube aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

as the four scream bloody murder ten more fusion cubes follwing the species frigates led by trekker drop out of no where

fetal: were going to need a lotta duck tape to finish these ships ....

Post by **Hellkite** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:58 am

*hellkite comely starts eating a large bowl soup beans then pick up the Cell can *

hellkite over the cell can : be for you say one word about how futile resistance is you should know who the hell your dealing with rember what happen at unimatrix 002

Borg Queen : god not you again

hellkite: Yes it me again Queen and this time Im not just eating a little Burrito Captian tell the Queen what I eating

Icewolf just notices the empty bowl of beans in hellkite hands : my gods you not eating what I think you are ....

hellkite: Yes

Icewolf panicing : quick lower our shields assimilate us he ate Beans bean I tell you beans

Borg Queen : we got to run Bye * the fusion cubes dash in to transwarp *

Icewolf:

wait come back dont leave us ..

*monk starts to writing his will *

*hellkite looks out a window on a helpless planet call Veridian 4 the turns and

drops his pants and farts out the window < insert mega bean fart sound and the visual efects of a class one shock wave.>

the rest of the crew :

hellkite:that was a good one not my best but a good one

* incredible shock wave blast the planet to atoms *

Icewolf: if that not his best I do not wont to see it

Post by **fetalmonkey** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:46 am

elrond : captain our ship cant handel a blast with tht much stanking authority were breaking up

ice wolf accidently wiffs in a scent of hellkite and passes out

fetal:oh my god i got to go look at the time *running from the smell which eventually catches up to him and he is out cold

the species frigates that had followed trekker turned and warped out of there and all that was lwft was the crew of the outta luck out cold besides hellkite and draconia whohad a gas mask on the whole time

Post by **Hellkite** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:03 pm

hellkite to draconia: smart girl

*hellkite Vent the ship air in to space and replace it with fresh air that and start s work on the masive duck tapeing of the hull *