47 Things That Never Happen on Star Trek

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Post by JPKTrekker » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:54 pm

110. A Klingon hugs a Romulan.
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:17 pm

111. A Borg who supports human rights.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:04 pm

112. An assimilated Species 8472.
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Post by icewolf132 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:13 pm

113. something doesn't explode in a shower of sparks when a starship is hit.
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:29 pm

114. A Federation starship other than Enterprise has a smart crew.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:31 pm

115. Enterprise crews don't engage in life-or-death situations.
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:50 pm

116. The Enterprise could not be reconfigured to repel an energy field.
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Post by Elrond » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:03 pm

117. An entire armada of ships, including the Enterprise, is sent out to do battle with the Borg and not one of them, I REPEAT, NOT ONE OF THEM comes back! :P
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:31 pm

118. The Borg successfully assimilate a recurring character on Star Trek.
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Post by Elrond » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:34 pm

119. One of the main characters on Star Trek dies every episode, just like Kenny on South Park.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:27 am

120. South Park characters aboard the Enterprise.
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Post by Elrond » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:46 am

121. Seinfield characters on the Enterprise.

122. Lord of the Rings characters on the Enterprise.

123. Simpsons characters on the Enterprise.

124. Beavis and Butthead on the Enterprise (though they did a spoof of them on the Enterprise - "hey Number One I order you to go Number Two...aye aye captain heheh."

125. A mutiny aboard the Enterprise.
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Post by JPKTrekker » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:58 am

126. A Star Trek movie where the villians are actually the good guys and are not related to the Federation in any way.
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Post by icewolf132 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:00 am

Elrond wrote:[snipped]

123. Simpsons characters on the Enterprise.

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I would pay to see that!

127. the Borg send an armada of Cubes to assimilate earth instead of one Cube

128. Homer of Borg :lol:
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Post by JPKTrekker » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:14 am

129. The Borg assimilate the aliens from the Alien Quadrilogy.
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