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"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say."

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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"Hey Skipper!" Bob Denver a dozen times per episode of Gilligan's Island
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Never start a fight but all ways finsh it.
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"See the USA in your Chevrolet."- Dinah Shore in a song about her TV show sponsor- mid 1950s.
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Post by Borg_Queen »

Here's one:

"You hit the wrong ship!"
"It wasn't my fault!"
"Well, then whose fault was it, the torpedo's?"

- the Doctor and EMH-2.
VGR/ "Message in a Bottle"

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Mal: "Do you want to run this ship?"
Jayne: "Yes, I do!"
Mal: "Well, you can't!"

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-Elvis Presley
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"Only two things are infinite: The Universe and Stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former." -Albert Einstien

"A mind all logic is like a knife all blade- It cuts the hand that uses it"- (I can't remember who said it.)

"And yay he said that in thine wisdom he would pull the holy pin, and then count to three. Three being the number that thou counts to. The number that is counted to being three. Four shall not be counted to, nor shall two, exepting that thou then continue on to three. Five is way out there. Once the counting to three is complete thou must then hurl the holy hand grenade at thine enemy so that they shall be blown to tiny pieces."- Monty Phython and the Holy Grail

"There may come a day when the courage of men shall fail, but it is not this day! This day we shall fight!" - Aragorn- LOTR

"So you're all astronauts, on some kind of Star Trek?" - Zefram Cochrane

"Lifeforms, you tiny little lifeforms, you precious little lifeforms. Where are you?" -Data in orbit of Veridian III

"That is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and nebulas, but exploring the unknown possibilities of existence."-Q in "All Good Things..."

"Even in the future nothing works!" - Lord Dark Helmet- Spaceballs

"It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!"- Col. Sanders- Spaceballs

"Oy! Get your hands off them boys! They're with me!"- Head soccer hooligan- Euro Trip

"Escusi"- Creepy Italian Guy- Euro Trip

"This happy ending is bulls***! When does the fairy get laid?"- Green Fairy- Euro Trip

There's my collection of amusing quotes.
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Post by Harrie »

"A mind all logic is like a knife all blade- it cuts the hand that uses it."
was said by Rabindranath Tagore.


‘Don’t tempt fate. She’s a bitch.’ - I looked but couldn't find who said it, but it is funny.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose...........
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Not sure if anyone else has these, but here's some of mine...

"Everyone has a secret!" - Odo - DS9

"Everyone has an agenda" and "Everyone lies!" Garaboldi -B5

"You can'a change the laws of physics" Scotty - TOS

"Beam me up Scotty!" - Kirk - TOS
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Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour.
-Fidel Castro
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Post by Phoenix »

Well, here's a few for you guys from a newbie:

"In war, the difference between a victory and a massacre, is which side you're on" - Unknown

Death is not the end: We grow and we change. - Unknown (Funny, though.
He's still dead, ain't he?!)

If force doesn't work, you're not using enough. - A Friend

My reply:
I force doesn't work, run. Chances are he's bigger than you!

One soldier to another:
"You, sir, are a coward!"
"Aye, sir, that I am."
"But how can you live with yourself?"
"Way I see it is, I'll still be here tomorrow!" - Don't know the solldier's name, but I reckon Custor should've taken notes!

And last of all, my personal favorite;
"You'll never get out of life alive, anyway...." :-)
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Post by Twitch »

Good ones Phoenix and welcome to this wacky community! :D

Heres' a couple of oldies that came to mind:
There's no fool like an old fool.

You can't teach and old dog new tricks.
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Post by EAS_Intrepid »

My ones:

"I am trying not to get too involved with my life - too much trouble"
(Garibaldi, Babylon 5)

War is the terrorism of the rich,
Terrorism is the war of the poor.
(In rememberance of anyone who died in a war or a terrorist attack, no matter of his/her nationality)
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