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9 Things I Hate About Everyone "Bad words but Funny as

Post by AFC » Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:25 am

I got this in a email today

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the freck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the freck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butt!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the freeking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the freck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever freeking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

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Post by Twitch » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:23 am

10. People that make quote marks with their fingers to emphasis the obvious

11. People that use "at the end of the day..."

12. People that still use "you go girl."

13. freeking "what's up" is tired up the butt! How did Bugs Bunny dialogue ever become cool?

14. People that inject "like" into a conversation after every other word

15. "Woop, there it is" is more tired that what's up

16. When even well educated people pronounce "ask" as "axe."

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Post by The-Great-White-Fro » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:53 pm

17. What's with people using the "phone hand" when refering to mking a call. Thanks Bruno, I never would have figured out how to use the thing if you hadnt shown me.

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Post by Elrond » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:31 pm

18. People that (when you submit files) delete a bunch of files then submit a million files. When I heard about that, I couldn't believe it!

19. Crazy lines like 'in the house.' I heard it used once in the early 1990's, then all of the sudden everyone was saying it. I would say that this phrase has grown altogether tiring. :?

20. People who commit terrorism (I guess I shouldn't get started on that one - I'll go for hours - don't take me up on that :lol: )

21. People who commit cyberterrorism (these bungholes ruin it for the rest of us).

22. People who say that they don't want to see a Star Trek episode or movie because they aren't fans (I wasn't a big fan of Lord of the Rings until I first saw it in the movie theater - now I'm reading everything I can about Middle Earth and all that).

23. Anyone that doesn't like other people because of who they are. It's what people do with their life that earns respect or disrespect. (Again, I'm thinking of this because of the terrorists - they earn disrespect by doing what they do).

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Post by brobrodeel » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:52 pm

24.People who like hearing what they want to hear,and when u tell them otherwise they get mad.

25.The same type of person not letting u date there daughter cause u tell it like it is. :x

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Post by Elrond » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:09 pm

Location: Helm's Deep! I like that! Die Filthy Orcs! :D Great phrase! Well, we have people from Helm's Deep, Rivendell, Barad-Dur, and Angband! Anyone from Lothlorien, Minas Tirith, or Hobbiton? 8)

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Post by The-Great-White-Fro » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:02 pm

26. Parents who yell at you if you don't tell the truth who then yell at you if you tell the truth and they don't like it

27. Hypocrites

28. Idiots that do stupid things and then don't know why they're in trouble

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Post by Elrond » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:02 pm

29. People like me - oops, that would fit the categories in #24, #27, and #28! hmmm...I guess that's already been addressed. My bad!
30. People who say 'my bad' when they do something stupid, which I can be accused of only once! :lol:

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Post by The-Great-White-Fro » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:17 pm

my bad

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Post by Epytron_Omega » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:40 am

31. 'Wacha Doin?' as you are walking down a hallway. What does it look like Im doing, taking a sponge bath?

32. 'Why are you always so pissy?' Two reasons, one, I havent gotten laid in over a year, and two... I dont like you, deal with it.

33. 'Is there anything wrong with my hair?' Nope, just looks like someone took a poop in it, rubbed it in, and then lit it on fire.

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Post by Elrond » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:53 am

This list made a comeback - awesome! :lol:

34. "I need some space." As Larry the Cableguy said, "Women say, I need some space, but the part they are leaving out is...without you in it."

35. "It was like that when I got here." Basically the oldest lie in the book - one that is only funny when Homer Simpson says it! :lol:

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Post by Epytron_Omega » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:57 am

lol I didnt realize that this post was so old, oh well. Im glad that I could add my two cents.

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Post by Elrond » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:02 am

I'm glad this thread is back around! :)

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Post by Corbomite_Ray » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:27 am

Elrond wrote:Location: Helm's Deep! I like that! Die Filthy Orcs! :D Great phrase! Well, we have people from Helm's Deep, Rivendell, Barad-Dur, and Angband! Anyone from Lothlorien, Minas Tirith, or Hobbiton? 8)
I call Minas Morgul.

36. People on TV who think they're really funny, then they crack a lame joke or supposedly hilarious comment and smile at their own joke, then wait patiently for the audience to chuckle politely. Read: Ryan Seacrest.
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Post by Elrond » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:38 am

That's right - I didn't add that one to the list! One of my favorites! Now we have Helm's Deep, Rivendell, Barad-Dur, Angband, AND Minas Morgul!

37. People who cancelled Enterprise.
38. People that hate people who like Star Trek (thus they hate Star Trek).

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