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One Nation Under God

Post by Harrie » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:19 am

I put this here because it has to do with religon

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class He shocked
several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there
is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes
went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still
waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him butt over
teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!

At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young
Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row.

When the professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

“God was busy. He sent me."
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Post by Elrond » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:22 am

hahaha! That's kind of funny! Kind of sounds like people who do something bad and say that God made them do it. :P

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Re: One Nation Under God

Post by cecilzero1 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:36 am

Harrie wrote:I put this here because it has to do with religon

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class He shocked
several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there
is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes
went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still
waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him butt over
teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!

At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young
Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row.

When the professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

“God was busy. He sent me."
lol that cracked me up even cracked my mom
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Post by Elrond » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:43 am

That was so very very very funny!!! I showed my dad that and he lhao (laughed his a off). :lol:

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Post by CaptSyf » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:39 am

ROTFLMAO.... Oh man that was too funny. It shows, don't go challenging GOD, unless your ready for ANYTHING.... :lol:
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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:57 am

The thing about the pledge of allegiance was that it was changed in the fifties to include under god. For a hundred years before that it was "one, nation, indivisable, with liberty etc. etc."
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Post by Elrond » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:58 pm

I think you have something there, blindeye01. That could be why it is constitutional to change the pledge.

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Post by fetalmonkey » Sun May 01, 2005 6:38 am

cecil or harrie that joke made me squirt pop out my nose it burnt for a minute but now its ok you burnt my nose

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Post by Harrie » Sun May 01, 2005 8:22 am

i had to read that twice as it looked like you said, 'made my spirit pop out my nose', :lol: I dont know why I thought that.
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Post by Elrond » Sun May 01, 2005 2:22 pm

Woah! That would have to be one funny joke to get one's 'spirit' to pop out their nose! But this one is definitely funny enough to have made me spit out a little bit of orange juice when I first saw it! :lol:

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Post by blindeye01 » Sun May 01, 2005 6:30 pm

I honestly do not care about the pledge being with or without God anymore. It does not change my true self.
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Post by Draconia » Mon May 16, 2005 9:16 pm

Still, the professor never did prove if god did in fact exisit or not.
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