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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:35 pm
by Draconia
blindeye01 wrote:That's the satillite of love from Mystery Science Theater 3000

They take the worst movies, mostly sci fi, and two robots and a human on this satillite are forced to watch the movies for an experiment, but the show is them in the front row insulting the movie with little jokes. For example, here's a typical scene:

<img src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Featu ... eeches.jpg">
Okay, thanks.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:28 am
by fetalmonkey
look at the hairy ape and the monkies beside them

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:12 am
by blindeye01
Thats a classic one.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:17 am
by Hellkite
LOL try to prove evolution are you now fetalmonkey my friend

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:24 am
by JEDI3112
Ah George Bush, the missing link between monkeys and humans.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:41 pm
by FirestormTen
DId I hear something about Mystery Science Theater 3000? God that show cracked me up so freaking bad! I am getting the DVD. (And I still remember a quote from Mystery Science Theater 3000, when they showed: Space Mutiney. Da, da da, poop! (That was when 3-4 space fighters were on the scene in formation.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:47 pm
by JPKTrekker
Assimilated nuclear submarine anyone?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:36 pm
by Elrond
fetalmonkey wrote: look at the hairy ape and the monkies beside them

Bwaahahahahahahaha-haaaa-hahaha *takes deep breath* hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:15 pm
by Zered003
I like that sub one......

The monkey one is funny...

and the one with Mystery Science Theater 3000 in it is great as well.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:15 pm
by blindeye01

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:37 pm
by JPKTrekker
blindeye01 wrote:Here's another one:

<img src="http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8540/abadmatch5oh.jpg">
I wonder which would win. Might make for a great cross-over movie or series.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:40 pm
by Hellkite
Borg they eat the Deathstar like apple

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:32 am
by JPKTrekker
I wonder what an assimilated Death Star would look like. Or, for that matter, what any Star Wars craft would look like assimilated (or Borg-ified).

Hehe, that gives me a funny mental image: Darth Vader of Borg. :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:45 am
by Corbomite_Ray
Death Star. There's a simple equation. Tractor beams, superlaser. Bang.

"I am Ackbarus of Borg. Resistance is futile. It's a trap!"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:48 am
by JPKTrekker
Corbomite_Ray wrote:Death Star. There's a simple equation. Tractor beams, superlaser. Bang.

"I am Ackbarus of Borg. Resistance is futile. It's a trap!"
Ahh, but you forget that the Borg could transport over before their ship is destroyed. Just like they did in First Contact. And, unlike the Enterprise-E crew, I doubt the Imperials would be able to withstand the Borg assault (we can't forget the Borg's infamous ability to adapt).

Just imagine if the Borg were able to assimilate the superlaser technology. Then we would have Cubes able to destroy Earth with one shot. I think if that had happened, they would have won First Contact.