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Post by **Elrond** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:00 am

Here is a flash animation link you may find extremely humourous. lol

http://www.explosm.net/movies/view.asp?id=16

Post by **blindeye01** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:59 am

That was funny

Post by **fetalmonkey** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:43 am

Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399 Tel 425 882 8080
Fax 425 936 7329
http://www.microsoft.com

For Immediate Release

Dear Microsoft Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas.

If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.

The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on the Alamo.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:

Cancel - stopdat
Reset - try'er agin
Yes - yep
No - nope
Find - hunt fer it
Go to - over yonder
Back - back yonder Help - hep me out here
Stop - kwitit
Start - crank'er up
Settings - settins
Programs - stuff at duz stuff
Documents - stuff ah done did

Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP:

Tiperiter - word processing program
Colerin' Book - graphics program
Cyferin' mersheen - calculator
Outhouse paper - notepad
Inner-net - MS Internet Explorer
Pitchers - graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all ya'll!

Billy Bob Gates

Post by **blindeye01** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:18 am

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Post by **Elrond** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:18 am

fetalmonkey wrote:Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399 Tel 425 882 8080
Fax 425 936 7329
http://www.microsoft.com

For Immediate Release

Dear Microsoft Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas.

If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.

The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on the Alamo.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:

Cancel - stopdat
Reset - try'er agin
Yes - yep
No - nope
Find - hunt fer it
Go to - over yonder
Back - back yonder Help - hep me out here
Stop - kwitit
Start - crank'er up
Settings - settins
Programs - stuff at duz stuff
Documents - stuff ah done did

Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP:

Tiperiter - word processing program
Colerin' Book - graphics program
Cyferin' mersheen - calculator
Outhouse paper - notepad
Inner-net - MS Internet Explorer
Pitchers - graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all ya'll!

Billy Bob Gates

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Post by **Elrond** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:21 pm

"Hello, Mrs. Oracle"
"Hello, Mr. Smith"
"We just dropped by for some...cookies..."
"Well help yourself."

"You know, I used to be fond of chocolate chip cookies, however now I seem to enjoy...vanilla...don't you find that strange...Mrs. Oracle?"

* Mr. Smith does his clone assimilation move... *

"It seems I have tricked you...Mrs. Oracle...I didn't want any cookies at all, in fact I hate...cookies...I hate your cookies...it's the smell...they smell like...garbage...and now you're going to become ME, Mrs. Oracle...you're going to be Mr. Smith, just like I am..."

Post by **blindeye01** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:38 pm

www.zombo.com

Its so retarded, its funny.

Post by **Twitch** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:33 am

That was great!

Post by **Zman** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:03 am

Check out http://www.joecartoon.com. You will not regret it!

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