Create a Colloquial Simile or Metaphor

Post by **blindeye01** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:48 pm

As unlikely as George Bush saying Evolution is a fact

Post by **Twitch** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:13 am

Or, Harrie, "as graceful as a pig on ice."

"That will happen when you start crapping gold nuggets."
"He smells so bad even the flies stay away from him."

Post by **blindeye01** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:23 pm

As graceful as Gerald Ford on a staircase

Post by **Twitch** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:34 pm

As graceful as Blindeye with his eye patch over his good eye

Post by **blindeye01** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:11 pm

As I have 2 good eyes, I'd still see well. So I can say you are as mistaken as George Tenet on WMDs

Post by **Twitch** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:48 pm

As happy as a Frenchman when the last German left France.

Post by **blindeye01** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:03 pm

Bent over quicker than a Frenchman at the sight of a gun

Post by **Titan** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:27 am

as bad a loser as the french over the olympics

Post by **blindeye01** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:51 am

As lazy as a pig in a mudhole

Post by **Twitch** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:57 am

He was jumping around like a fart in a whirlwind.

Post by **blindeye01** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:43 pm

"running faster than greased owl sh*t"

-- from some movie, I forgot which one

Post by **Harrie** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:56 pm

Colder than a Monatana coal miners butt.

Post by **blindeye01** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:31 pm

Now you're getting it. You caught on faster than a trout to a blood worm!

Post by **Harrie** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:02 pm

actually the site changed the last word. it would heve sounded better had it not. I know another one but its dirtier than the last.

Fatter than a rat covered in scat. (that ones rather disgusting too.)

Post by **blindeye01** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:39 pm

As red as a conservative in a room full of Liberals