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As unlikely as George Bush saying Evolution is a fact
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Or, Harrie, "as graceful as a pig on ice." :)
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As graceful as Gerald Ford on a staircase
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As graceful as Blindeye with his eye patch over his good eye :lol:
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As I have 2 good eyes, I'd still see well. So I can say you are as mistaken as George Tenet on WMDs
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As happy as a Frenchman when the last German left France.
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Bent over quicker than a Frenchman at the sight of a gun
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as bad a loser as the french over the olympics
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As lazy as a pig in a mudhole
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He was jumping around like a fart in a whirlwind.
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"running faster than greased owl sh*t"

-- from some movie, I forgot which one
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Colder than a Monatana coal miners butt.
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Now you're getting it. You caught on faster than a trout to a blood worm!
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actually the site changed the last word. it would heve sounded better had it not. I know another one but its dirtier than the last.

Fatter than a rat covered in scat. (that ones rather disgusting too.)
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As red as a conservative in a room full of Liberals
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