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Post by icewolf132 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:05 pm

"that information was as usful as a bag full of shreded $100 bills" - can't remember who
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Post by Harrie » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:11 pm

hehe i have a bag of shreaded hundred dollar bills. I bought it for like 40 Bray bucks in 4th grade. we got fake money instead of gold stars.

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Post by Titan » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:05 am

as green as the cheese in my fridge

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Post by blindeye01 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:00 am

As cold as John Kerry at a podium.
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Post by Twitch » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:41 am

"This guy's as believable as Nixon."
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Post by Harrie » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:41 pm

paying through the nose
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Post by Twitch » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:42 pm

"As nervous as a dyslexic kid at a spelling bee."
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Post by blindeye01 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:49 pm

As lost as a blind man in a desert.
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Post by Harrie » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:04 pm

i heard that one as:

"as lost as a blind man in a forest."
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Post by Twitch » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:40 pm

"As lost as a blind man at a Playboy playmate convention."
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Post by Harrie » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:46 pm

He had more schemes to get rich than an unemployed embezzler on welfare.
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Post by Epytron_Omega » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:09 am

I see says the blind man to the deaf man on the telephone who's petting his mute dog.

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Post by blindeye01 » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:23 am

Thats not a simile or metaphor, but its funny.
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Post by Twitch » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:18 pm

Man that babe blows like Hurricane Katrina! :wink:
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