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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:05 pm
by icewolf132
"that information was as usful as a bag full of shreded $100 bills" - can't remember who

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:11 pm
by Harrie
hehe i have a bag of shreaded hundred dollar bills. I bought it for like 40 Bray bucks in 4th grade. we got fake money instead of gold stars.

as green as an envious toad.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:05 am
by Titan
as green as the cheese in my fridge

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:00 am
by blindeye01
As cold as John Kerry at a podium.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:41 am
by Twitch
"This guy's as believable as Nixon."

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:41 pm
by Harrie
paying through the nose

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:42 pm
by Twitch
"As nervous as a dyslexic kid at a spelling bee."

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:49 pm
by blindeye01
As lost as a blind man in a desert.

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:04 pm
by Harrie
i heard that one as:

"as lost as a blind man in a forest."

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:40 pm
by Twitch
"As lost as a blind man at a Playboy playmate convention."

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:46 pm
by Harrie
He had more schemes to get rich than an unemployed embezzler on welfare.

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:09 am
by Epytron_Omega
I see says the blind man to the deaf man on the telephone who's petting his mute dog.

EO

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:23 am
by blindeye01
Thats not a simile or metaphor, but its funny.

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:18 pm
by Twitch
Man that babe blows like Hurricane Katrina! :wink: