What NOT to name a Starship

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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:21 pm

USS Better than Batman, Superman, and Spiderman Combined

(Its that Simpson's quote, not positive on it)
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Post by Elrond » Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:24 pm

USS What the F**k
USS Derka Derka
USS Muhammed Jihad
USS Pwned (or Owned)
USS Graffiti
USS Michael Jackson
USS OJ Simpson
USS Homer Simpson
USS Gollum
USS Newbie (or noob)
USS Suck It
USS Breaking Wind
USS Windbreaker
USS Breaking Silence
USS Uncomfortable
USS Kiss My Shiney Metal Arse
USS Slave Ship
USS Prostitution
USS Shiznit
USS Glueteus Maximus
USS Nose Hair
USS Armpit
USS Crapulence
USS Impudent
USS Clown
USS Intestinal Anomaly
USS Fly-Apart
USS Canno'hold'hertogethacapain
USS Bitch Slap
USS WMD
USS BM
USS Kamikazee
USS Stupid Jerk
USS Old Fart
USS Wuss
USS Microsoft
USS Bill Gates
USS Heh Heh
USS LOL
USS LMAO
USS LMFAO
USS SLMFAO
USS w00t!
USS OH NOES!
USS ARRRRGRGGGGGHHHhHHHHH!
USS "Oh poop"
USS Booze-Hound
USS Are we there yet?
USS Up Yours
USS Camel's Butt
USS Semore Butts
USS Ben Dover
USS Ilene Dover
USS Fedex
USS UPS
USS Visa
USS Mastercard
USS American Express
USS Walmart
USS K-Mart
USS Target (both the store and the fact that this ship's a target)
USS Oprah
USS Fear Factor
USS Archie Bunker
USS Fred Flinstone
USS Eric Cartman
USS Doomed
USS Erased Name
USS To be determined at a later date...
USS Not Applicable
USS What a frigin' mess
USS Screwed
USS We're all gonna die!!!
USS !!!111
USS Mission Failed
USS Byte Me
USS Kilobyte
USS Dial-Up
USS "Can't fly the ship, sleeping"
USS Drunk as Hell
USS Chewbacca
USS Wookie
USS Jabba
USS Grima Wormtongue
USS Goofball
USS Bedpan
USS McDonald's
USS Burger King
USS Some Place Else
USS I'm Lost
USS Which Way's Earth?
USS Remedial
USS Repetitive Plot
USS Film Actors' Guild
USS Oh the Humanity!
USS MegaHurtz
USS Immobile
USS Dead in the Water
USS Pile of Junk
USS Spare Parts
USS Disco Stu
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Post by CaptSyf » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:34 pm

Nope, that's not all of them... :lol: :lol: :lol:

USS Where's the fire button
USS Toilet brush
USS Toilet Tissue
USS Maxi Pad
USS Richard Cranium
USS Lotto
USS Everybody Loves Raymond
USS Who's line is it
USS No use naming it because it's going to explode in five seconds.
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Post by jolt » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:44 pm

All I need is one:

USS Indistructable A
Engage!


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Post by draconis_sharp » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:22 pm

USS Indistructable A
lol now that's funny

Here's one:

USS FEMA

Eh, that's all I've got.

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Post by icewolf132 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:39 pm

USS Doomed
USS Overload
USS Red Button
USS Wal-Mart
USS Nah-Nah
USS Unmissable
USS Toleit
USS _____
USS L33t
USS Woopie
USS Doh
USS Barney
USS Friendly Fire
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Post by jolt » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:53 pm

USS Friendly Fire
Hahaha, that's a good-un!

how about this one:
"USS "Arrrrgh, abandon ship!" "
Engage!


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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:33 pm

USS USS
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Post by Zered003 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:05 am

USS Self Destruct
USS Graveyard
USS Bad Feeling


I can just see it. Tis would be an interesting seen on the bridge before a battle =
captain= Number one, How many ships are we going against and what are thier names?
commander= 7 ships sir. They are the "I" "Have" "A" "Bad" "Feeling" "About" "This".
captain= I am a captain. Not a counselor. What are thier names!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

USS Elmo
USS Diaper
USS Pull Up
USS Correctly Grammerized
USS Cookie
USS Crumbles Under Pressure
USS Big Red Button
USS I'm Invisible
USS Insert quarter here --->
USS Lost
USS Where am I?
USS I can't hear you
Ship Opposite USS


*When engineers send in the wrong paper to submit ship names:
USS HeHe, They will never get this low on the name list.
USS On my way home.
USS And that is why we should overthrow the government
USS Did you get those secret documents I sent you?
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Post by JEDI3112 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:37 am

Traffic jam
Speed limit
If you slept with our first officer/captain please use you carhorn
If you can read this, don't you think you're a wee bit close
What does this nice red button do? Lets just push it and see what happens.
What does self-destruct mean? [pulls out the dictionary and opens it right on top of the prementioned button, pushing the button by the weight of the dictionary]
Where did that come from?

Why am I not the captain of this ship, maybe I should kill the captain and take his place.
(Funny when the captain asks about the shipnames. That'll get rid of irritating officers real fast.)

For the Death Star;
Please follow the arrows to the thermal exhaust port.

For any ship that is NOT my personal command ship;
Join me and together we will mod the universe :lol:
DarkSide of the Force :lol:
Lord Darth Revan True Dark Lord of the Sith :twisted:

For any ship that is NOT one of the mods personal command ships
What does this ban button do? :twisted:
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Post by CaptSyf » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:43 pm

You folks are coming up with some hilirious ones.

Ok, so let's see...

USS Paramount
USS UPN
USS History
USS forgotten
USS Goin' Shopping
USS I got more money on this ship than I know what to do with
USS Punching Bag
USS Bruise Easy
USS All other races are wimps and couldn't blow up this ship if they tried
USS Who's your daddy
USS I'm your Daddy
USS Jinxed
USS Pile O' Rust
USS Pile O' Bolts
USS Bucket O' Bolts
USS where's the toilet, the captian clogged our's up :lol: :lol:
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Post by whohaw15 » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:17 am

u do realize that now i have to add all these names to my ships. lol

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Post by kips » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:37 am

Here are a few: -

USS CREWLESS
USS DEATH'S DOOR
USS DAMMED
USS NO LOCK
USS DEAD WEIGHT
USS TORPEDOD
life is life and death well thats a pain in the neck.

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Post by CaptSyf » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:13 am

whohaw15 wrote:u do realize that now i have to add all these names to my ships. lol
Well, if you really want to add all these, ok, but don't expect your fleet to last long... :lol:

Ok, Lemme see....
USS Disco
USS pot-head
USS Politically Correct
USS White House
USS White House Intern
USS Lot Lizard
USS Never Fight
USS I am tougher than you
USS Nag Nag Nag
USS Huggies
USS Pampers
USS Diaper Powder
USS Bill Clinton
USS Buffy
USS Bubbly
USS Water Guns Only
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Post by kips » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:18 am

Here's some more

USS ASSIMILATION FODDER
USS WHERE'S THE CAPTAIN
USS WE SURRENDER
USS TORMENTED
USS STILL RUNNING
USS SPINELESS
life is life and death well thats a pain in the neck.

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