What NOT to name a Starship

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Post by Starforce2 » Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:33 am

USS Garbage Scow
USS Richard Simmons
USS Dildo
USS Diana Troy (god help us...)
USS Wesley Cruser (see above)


As for USS wanker I'd personaly love to see someone put that on a saucer...

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Post by Starforce2 » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:12 am

EAS_Intrepid wrote:EAS/USS Hm, where's the toilet?
EAS/USS Truelove
EAS/USS Blitzkrieg Bop (for those one who know the Ramones song)
EAS/USS Rommel
EAS/USS Guderian
//German WWII Generals, never a good choice!
Actualy I dissagree about german generals. While I agree some germans are not suitable for shipnames, Rommel, while german, didn't share hitlers beliefs. Not all germans who fought in WW2 were nazi's either. In the case of rommel, he was a general. His job was to kill the enemy, which is no more or less evil that that of a US or Japanese General, who's job it also was to kill the enemy. We have a Yamato, and nobobdy saw fit to change the name of Bizmark, SD, because there was a nazi ship with that name either. In Bridge commander, I modded and released a ship named Hess. I didn't know it was named for hitlers #2 (I'd never even heard of the guy..) but soon as I found out I named it for Rommel. Granted we shouldn't forget the historic events of WW2, but we also must keep in mind that our countries are now allies, and if it's ok for a Japanese veteran to visit Pearl, or accompany a US veteran on an underwater expedition to any ship sunk at mindway, then I don't see how it can be that bad to honor all those who fought in WW2 equally, except those actualy involved in the warcrimes that took place. My 2c.

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Post by Davros » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:29 am

How about...

USS Kick Me
USS Shoot Me
USS Assimilate Me
USS freck Me

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Post by Zman » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:14 pm

USS Craptacular
USS Crapola (think I spelt that right)
USS Floppy (as in disk or flimsy either way)
USS CD
USS DVD
USS UMD
USS Smilie
USS Very Happy Smilie
USS Smile Smilie
USS Sad Smilie
USS Surprised Smilie
USS Shocked Smilie
USS Confused Smilie
USS Cool Smilie
USS Laughing Smilie
USS Mad Smilie (could go either way)
USS Razz Smilie
USS Embarassed Smilie
USS Crying or Very Sad Smilie
USS Evil or Very Mad Smilie (could go either way)
USS Twisted Evil Smilie (could go either way)
USS Rolling Eyes Smilie
USS Wink Smilie
USS Exclimation
USS Question
USS Idea
USS Arrow

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Post by Twitch » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:03 pm

USS Sheep's Guts
USS Cow Stomach
USS Coward
USS Comedian
USS Colon
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Post by Zered003 » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:59 pm

USS A Bright Idea
USS A Bad Idea
USS What were you thinking?
USS Grammaticly correct
USS Gramitacly uncorect
USS Bald spot
USS Cousin IT
USS That one ship
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Post by The-Great-White-Fro » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:13 am

IKS Retreat
IKS We Surrender
IKS Romulans pwn
IKS Cappy Warriors
IKS Green Blood
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Post by blindeye01 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:37 am

Welcome back Fro.

May I add this nice little ship name?

USS USS
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Post by Neil » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:45 am

USS Crunchie
USS Katyn
USS Soviet
USS Stalin
USS Mao Tse-tung
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Post by CaptSyf » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:46 pm

Uss Tushie
USS I want my mommy
USS Duh!
USS Dum Dum
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Post by Zered003 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:08 pm

USS Wireless mouse of StarFleet Command
USS Weeds
USS Lightsaber
USS Website
USS Bucket of Bones
USS Flasher
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Post by Neil » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:12 pm

Oi! There's nothing wrong with USS Lightsaber! Unless of course you have a problem with Star Wars which I just happen to love.
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Post by Zered003 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:15 pm

I only said it would be wrong b/c using Star Wars names in Star Trek. I love Star Wars too. It is just like it would be odd to see an Enterprise in Star Wars.
I enjoy the moments of peace and quite.
You know, when you dont think about anything.
I enjoy all 3 seconds of the day when that happens.

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Post by Twitch » Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:27 pm

USS Roadapple
USS Dullard
USS Unfinished
USS Stench
USS Barbi Doll
USS Nudist
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Post by Zered003 » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:02 am

USS All Natural
USS Slave Ship
USS Ply Wood
USS Crowbar
USS Coffee Cup
USS Classical
I enjoy the moments of peace and quite.
You know, when you dont think about anything.
I enjoy all 3 seconds of the day when that happens.

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