What NOT to name a Starship

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Post by icewolf132 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:41 pm

USS Target (a literal target for the ship's name :lol: )
USS Spyship
USS YaShootLikeADrunkTribble
USS Yo Mama
USS Torpedo's Away
USS Homer
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Post by Sentinel » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:10 am

USS Igotownedbyaromulan
USS akligondidmelastnite

:P

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Post by Twitch » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:18 am

USS Fartsniffer
USS Ballstoyouforeyes
USS Tickle me Elmo
USS Crackden
USS Pregnancy
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Post by Sentinel » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:55 pm

USS Shni <----?

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Post by imagin » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Heres one: USS Firephaserswithasimultaneousspreadofphotontorpedos

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Post by thunderfoot006 » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:53 am

:D Very funny idea. Thank you. Here is my list. :D

USS Peterbilt (Break One Nine. StarFleet, ya'll got a copy?)
USS Sensitivity Training
USS Scooby Doo
USS Nsync(Note: ANY Boy Band name is automatically bad by default)
USS Anxiety
(ST/SW crossover ship. Vulcan Science Officer quote: "Facinating.
Captain, sensors indicate that I have a bad feeling about this."

Vulcan Science Vessel Emo Boy

IKS Anger Managment
IKS Jerry Springer (Captain's Log. Today on Springer....)




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Post by JPKTrekker » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:19 pm

I only need one name to pwn all the ones you shouldn't name a ship.

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Post by Elrond » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:39 pm

LoL JPK, Beaurocratic Efficiency! That is a good one, the most controdicting ship in all the fleet. :lol:

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Post by Twitch » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:37 am

USS Corksoaker
USS Pooperscooper
USS Windbreaker
USS Buttpirate
USS Phallus
:P
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Post by Zman » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:21 pm

Twitch wrote:USS Buttpirate
lol :lol:

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Post by Elrond » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:29 pm

^ Dude, those were some good ones. I saw those on YTMND. Really funny stuff. My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi!!!

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Post by Zman » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:41 pm

Elrond wrote:My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi!!!
go into Control Panel - Speech and type that in there its soo awsome. :P


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USS Roflpropeller Plane
USS My Roflcopter Goes Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi
USS My Roflcar Goes Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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USS I Smell Whiffy! Please Wash Me!
USS I Know Kung-Fu!
USS Bbbbbbbbb I We Todd Did
USS Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Oooooooooo 0000000
USS My Roflpropeller Plane Goes Soiff Soiff Soiff Soiffffffffffffffffffffff
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USS Their Is Something Wrong With You Lol!
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Post by Twitch » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:14 pm

USS Hoofhearted :D
USS Who Farted
USS Conspiracy Theory
USS Allshownogo
USS Corksucker
USS Cornholia
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Post by Elrond » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:51 pm

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go into Control Panel - Speech and type that in there its soo awsome. Razz


USS Roflcar
USS Roflpropeller Plane
USS My Roflcopter Goes Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi
USS My Roflcar Goes Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
USS Sooooi
USS I Smell Whiffy! Please Wash Me!
USS I Know Kung-Fu!
USS Bbbbbbbbb I We Todd Did
USS Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Oooooooooo 0000000
USS My Roflpropeller Plane Goes Soiff Soiff Soiff Soiffffffffffffffffffffff
USS If You Are Not Busting Up With Laughter Right Now
USS Their Is Something Wrong With You Lol!
OMG, I saw that too on YTMND! :lol: I am busting out laughing!

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USS Who Farted 
LoL! Simple and hilarious!


USS LMFAO LOL ROFL WTF BBQ
USS W00t!
USS Oh my God, they killed Kenny and I hope this one hasn't been done before
USS WTF is that?
USS Get Jiggy wit it!
USS It's a bird, it's a plane, but it's not spaceworthy
USS Busted Power Grid
USS Random Warp Field Errors
USS Ctrl+Alt+Delete
USS Torpedoes won't be installed until Tuesday
USS Holy **** that's one ugly ship!
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Post by kips » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:51 am

USS Where is the crew we're under attack, Are those the escape pods leaving the ship!!!

USS Self destruct is playing up.
life is life and death well thats a pain in the neck.

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