What NOT to name a Starship

Post by **WarrenG12** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:42 pm

USS Found In Space Dead
USS Dead Crew
USS Turn Tail and Go Home
USS Wetback ( it knows how to cross borders without being seen lmao)

Post by **DarthTaz** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:41 pm

ISS Peace
ISS Run Away
ISS I Surrender

Post by **Elrond** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:40 am

USS We will have victory....whoooaaaaaaaaa

Post by **kips** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:09 am

USS I'm sure the fleet was here a minite ago.
USS Lets explore in the opposite direction to the borg.
USS We're all in red and going to die.
USS Stay at home.
USS Mutiny.
USS Weapons Magnet.

Post by **graviton** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:31 pm

USS Drunks (Captains log, stardate 13725.5. A few minutes ago the Drunks...)

USS Politician

Post by **orion_butpirate** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:42 pm

USS Deanna Troy at the helm

Post by **cecilzero1** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:05 pm

USS Legacy?

Post by **orion_butpirate** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:05 pm

That a boy! Let em have it lad!

The first drinks atre on me at the Black Pearl!
harharharhar!

Post by **gamefreak9000** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:19 pm

FUNNY STUFF

USS WHAT
USS NO BATHROOM
USS NO ENGINES
USS I CANT
USS WHERE
USS MAYBE
USS NO THANKS
USS MAYBE LATER

USS NOT

USS HOMER SIMPSON

USS TROGEN

USS ONE MANED SHIP

Post by **Elrond** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:04 pm

USS Legacy?

LoL good one.

USS Suicide
USS Genocide
USS Homicide
USS Ignorant
USS Dipsh*t
USS Suck-my-b**ls
USS Go to he|_|_
USS Insurgent Victory
USS Jihad
USS Derka Derka
USS Holy War
USS I love WMD's
USS Shields, Main Power, Weapons, and Life Support Offline
USS Happy Happy, Joy Joy
USS Tritanium Debris
USS Insufficient Officers
USS Insufficient Dilithium
USS Incompetent

Post by **Zered003** » Sat May 05, 2007 9:04 pm

USS No more names
USS No more names NCC-90804050693020394-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Post by **The-Great-White-Fro** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:49 pm

USS Oops
USS Oh $^&#
USS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
USS Where's the Bridge?

IKV Surrender
IKV Retreat
IKV Coward

Post by **Elrond** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:06 am

USS Self-hating pansie retard procrastinator
USS Low Self-esteem
USS Negative Reputation
USS Maniac
USS Ghey Typing Haxor5
USS What the F**k
USS Watch your F**kin Language

Post by **KevinJ** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:16 pm

USS custard
USS last stand
USS last hope

The "bin ladan"

Post by **capt_will** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:48 pm

USS Janeway(nothing against Janeway, I just don't like a ship named after a captain.
USS Jean-Luc Picard(too cumbersome, limit to one word if possible)
USS Bambi(disney must be making a comeback 25th century style)
USS Tintin (hey I loved the comics and cartoons and I think Tintin is awsome, but let's face it, anyone who's about to pick a fight with him is likely to roll on the floor and giggle like hell when they hear his name spoken).
USS Troy (why name a ship after a city that was technically unpenetrable, and yet got destroyed anyways?)
USS Romeo (I don't think an explanation is necessary, but suffice to say, naming a ship after a kid with raging hormones in full bloom of puberty is not a wise choice.
USS Juliet (see above)
USS Aristotle(too philosophically complex

USS Ransom (Captain Ransom must die, Dammit!!.... uh sorry...)
USS Kirk (can you say slow movement acting?)
hmmm... that's all I can think of right now, I'm sure there are plenty other names that suck for a ship, but none I can think of right now...

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What NOT to name a Starship

off the top of my head...

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