What NOT to name a Starship
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USS I'm sure the fleet was here a minite ago.
USS Lets explore in the opposite direction to the borg.
USS We're all in red and going to die.
USS Stay at home.
USS Mutiny.
USS Weapons Magnet.
USS Lets explore in the opposite direction to the borg.
USS We're all in red and going to die.
USS Stay at home.
USS Mutiny.
USS Weapons Magnet.
life is life and death well thats a pain in the neck.
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LoL good one.USS Legacy?
USS Suicide
USS Genocide
USS Homicide
USS Ignorant
USS Dipsh*t
USS Suck-my-b**ls
USS Go to he|_|_
USS Insurgent Victory
USS Jihad
USS Derka Derka
USS Holy War
USS I love WMD's
USS Shields, Main Power, Weapons, and Life Support Offline
USS Happy Happy, Joy Joy
USS Tritanium Debris
USS Insufficient Officers
USS Insufficient Dilithium
USS Incompetent
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USS Self-hating pansie retard procrastinator
USS Low Self-esteem
USS Negative Reputation
USS Maniac
USS Ghey Typing Haxor5
USS What the F**k
USS Watch your F**kin Language
USS Low Self-esteem
USS Negative Reputation
USS Maniac
USS Ghey Typing Haxor5
USS What the F**k
USS Watch your F**kin Language
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off the top of my head...
USS Janeway(nothing against Janeway, I just don't like a ship named after a captain.
USS Jean-Luc Picard(too cumbersome, limit to one word if possible)
USS Bambi(disney must be making a comeback 25th century style)
USS Tintin (hey I loved the comics and cartoons and I think Tintin is awsome, but let's face it, anyone who's about to pick a fight with him is likely to roll on the floor and giggle like hell when they hear his name spoken).
USS Troy (why name a ship after a city that was technically unpenetrable, and yet got destroyed anyways?)
USS Romeo (I don't think an explanation is necessary, but suffice to say, naming a ship after a kid with raging hormones in full bloom of puberty is not a wise choice.
USS Juliet (see above)
USS Aristotle(too philosophically complex
USS Ransom (Captain Ransom must die, Dammit!!.... uh sorry...)
USS Kirk (can you say slow movement acting?)
hmmm... that's all I can think of right now, I'm sure there are plenty other names that suck for a ship, but none I can think of right now...
USS Jean-Luc Picard(too cumbersome, limit to one word if possible)
USS Bambi(disney must be making a comeback 25th century style)
USS Tintin (hey I loved the comics and cartoons and I think Tintin is awsome, but let's face it, anyone who's about to pick a fight with him is likely to roll on the floor and giggle like hell when they hear his name spoken).
USS Troy (why name a ship after a city that was technically unpenetrable, and yet got destroyed anyways?)
USS Romeo (I don't think an explanation is necessary, but suffice to say, naming a ship after a kid with raging hormones in full bloom of puberty is not a wise choice.
USS Juliet (see above)
USS Aristotle(too philosophically complex

USS Ransom (Captain Ransom must die, Dammit!!.... uh sorry...)
USS Kirk (can you say slow movement acting?)
hmmm... that's all I can think of right now, I'm sure there are plenty other names that suck for a ship, but none I can think of right now...