What NOT to name a Starship

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Post by Twitch » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:03 pm

USS Buttf#@k
USS Bendover
USS Incontinent
USS Walmart
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Post by Hellkite » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:58 pm

USS Wesley Crusher
USS Braga
USS Berman

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Post by EAS_Intrepid » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:09 pm

Well, especially for a federation starship:
USS Eradicator
USS Annihiliator

Nevertheless:
USS Concentration Camp
USS Albert Speer
USS Germania
USS Osama bin Laden
USS Aiman al-Sawahiri
USS Fidel Castro (At least, I think they would name a ship after Ernesto "Ché" Guevara.)
USS Djihad
USS Intifada
USS al-Qaeda
USS Hamas
USS al-Sarkawi

USS Full Metall Jacket
USS The End Is Near
USS Rabbit Hole
USS Traitor
USS Insult
USS Evildoer
maybe: USS Guantanmo Bay
maybe: USS Camp Delta
well, that's my list FOR NOW!

edit: Hey, what's up with
USS General Chang
and
USS Seska
USS Marquis
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Post by jolt » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:26 pm

USS DO'H!

Classic one I think.
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Post by Numbazix » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:14 pm

USS Timid
USS Never Ready
USS Remorse
USS Forgetful
USS Xanax
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Post by jolt » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:43 pm

USS Quick, warp speed!
USS Major-screwed
USS TARDIS
USS I didn't do it

IKS Give me blood wine or wine and blood seperately
IKS Soft as velvet
IKS We kill for fun
IKS we have more guns than you

RSE We like cloaking
RSE Honk if you like cloaks
RSE Cloak on, cloak off, cloak on, cloak off, cloak on, cloak off etc...
RSE If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
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Post by JEDI3112 » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:37 am

CaptSyf wrote:You folks are coming up with some hilirious ones.

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Sounds good for Vader's ship. The SSD I am your father. :lol:
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Post by that_guy » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:36 pm

blindeye01 wrote:USS Better than Batman, Superman, and Spiderman Combined

(Its that Simpson's quote, not positive on it)
Actually it's a Family Guy quote. (It's the name of Peter's fishing boat)-(Also it's the "More Powerful than ... put together)

U.S.S. Bite Me
U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru
U.S.S. Oblivious
U.S.S. R
U.S.S. Team Killing F***tard 8O
U.S.S. It's Pronounced Chowder! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill All of You
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Post by Twitch » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:52 pm

USS Anthrax
USS Dildo
USS Crapola
USS Phart
USS CrakHo
USS Retardo
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Post by EAS_Intrepid » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:12 pm

USS Arrogance
USS Stupidity
USS What the hell?
EAS Shadow
EAS Morgan Clark
USS Insufficient
USS Inefficient
USS Sucker
USS Dead
USS As good as dead
USS Hm, looks like a Borg Cube
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Post by Twitch » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:12 pm

USS Pew
USS Snot
USS Klingons Are Wimps
USS Moron
USS Mormon
USS Jesus
USS Putrid
USS Pubic

This is a great thread!! :D
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Post by CaptSyf » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:39 pm

I figured it would be fun. 8)

Here's a few:

USS Bill Gates
USS Howard Stringer (CEO of Sony)
USS Katrina
USS Gold-Member
USS Shag'a'delic
USS Groovy Baby!
USS Spice Girl
USS Swanker
USS Diaper-Rash
USS Poo-Poo Plater
USS Poo-Poo
USS Doody
USS Bad Luck
USS Cursed
USS Cannibal
USS Pacifist
USS Porcillin God
USS One Shot left
USS Budget
USS Budget Built
USS Strap-on
USS Ran Down renamed 200 year old beater
USS Smokey
USS Rainbow
USS Mister Rogers
USS We're to busy to bother with the likes of you.

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Post by Atlantis » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:49 pm

APL iStarship
USS/EAS Beavis
USS/EAS Butthead
USS/EAS Mickey Mouse
USS/EAS Mr Bean
USS/EAS Noel Edmonds, or Jim Davidson, Les Dennis, Jeremy Beadle, Rowan Atkinson, etc etc
I would say Tian An Men Square, but there WAS a USS Tian An Men.
USS/EAS "Enduring Freedom"

and finally
USS Enterprise

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Post by icewolf132 » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:55 pm

USS Windows 95
USS Blue Screen O' Death
USS Can't Hit Us
USS Sheildless

and now im officialy out :lol:
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Post by EAS_Intrepid » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:58 pm

Well, followed by USS Enduring Freedom:
USS "Iraqi Freedom" (Iraq War)
USS "Just Cause" (Panama Conflict)

well USS Enterprise, hm, EAS Enterprise sounds indeed better!
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