What NOT to name a Starship

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airmaster
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Post by airmaster » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:30 pm

USS Kick me
USS What's that behind you?!
USS . . .
USS I'm with Stupid(Arrow pointed at nearest ship)
USS Your shoes untied!

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Post by Neil » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:11 am

USS Tampax
USS Durex
USS Vagina
USS Scrotum
USS Uterus
USS Sypholis
USS Ghonerrea
USS Malaria
USS Cancer

The list could go on and on.....
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Post by Twitch » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:26 am

Waahahaha!

USS Condom
USS Anall
USS Rectum
USS Scat
USS Boredom
USS Feces
USS Sperm
USS Saliva
USS Yahoo
USS Google
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Post by Elrond » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:11 pm

USS Slim Jim - a ship named after beef jerky? Hmmm...
USS Lag
USS Pwn3d
USS Crapulence
USS Impudence
USS Kill Me Now
USS Shoot Me
USS God Give Me Cancer Now
USS Sick-as-a-Dog
USS Depression
USS Anxiety
USS Good-for-nothing-moron
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Post by CaptSyf » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:25 am

USS Ankle Biter
USS I'm to sexy for this
USS Let the good times roll
USS Loan Shark
USS No purpose
USS Fire Hazard
USS Trailer Park Trash
USS Little League
USS Tiny Tot
USS Rugrat
USS Sewer Rat
USS Generic
USS Most Powerful ship in the Universe
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Post by Twitch » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:01 pm

USS Barfbag
USS Windbreaker
USS Belch
USS Fartsmeller
USS Burper
USS Dickweed
USS Armpit
USS Fuzzy
USS Running Blind
USS Colon
USS Blog
USS Commie
USS Alzheimers
USS Alzheimers
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Post by CaptSyf » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:13 pm

Twitch wrote: USS Alzheimers
USS Alzheimers
Forgetin' something there, or are you hinting at something? :lol: :lol:

USS Evil Doer
USS Evil Doodler
USS Claustrophobic
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Post by Elrond » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:13 pm

USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Repetition
USS Shudup Already :lol:
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Post by CaptSyf » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:19 am

Hmmm, That looks a lot like your a candidate for Alzheimers. :lol: :lol:

Ok, let's keep the list going.

USS ?
USS !
USS -
USS @
USS ~
USS #
USS $
USS %
USS ^
USS &
USS *
USS (
USS )
USS +
USS =
USS :
USS ;
USS `
USS '
USS "

and let's not forget

USS @%$#&@@ :lol: (That's JAC--SS in case you missed it)
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Post by Zered003 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:07 pm

USS C:\Ship Names\delete *.*
USS C:\Self Destruct\Arm.exe
USS C:\
USS C:\delete *.*
USS For Sale
USS Demo
USS DOS
USS P.H.L.A.K. (Professional Hacker's Linux Assualt Kit)
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Post by Atlantis » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:22 pm

USS/EAS Homer/Marge/Bart/Lisa/Maggie Simpson
USS/EAS Santa's Little Helper
USS/EAS Snowball II
USS/EAS Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
USS/EAS Peter/Lois/Meg/Chris/Stewie/Brian Griffin
USS/EAS Thomas the Tank Engine
USS/EAS Edward the Old Engine
USS/EAS Henry the Green Engine
USS/EAS Gordon the Big Engine etc etc
USS/EAS Tinky-Winky/Dipsy/Laa-Laa/Po/Noo-Noo
USS/EAS TRON (actually i like this one, it's a good idea)
USS/EAS Star Wars
USS Prime Directive
USS Self-Righteous Snobs
USS/EAS Wiener
EAS Z'Ha'Dum
USS/EAS Grove Street O.G.'s
USS/EAS Pop a cap in yo' butt

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Post by EAS_Intrepid » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:38 pm

EAS/USS RAMMSTEIN (good punk, but no name for a ship)
EAS/USS Eminem
EAS Drala Fi
EAS Vorlon
EAS Surrender or be Destroyed
EAS Surrender or we sing a Christmas song!
USS Shakespeare sucks!
USS Sleepless
USS Prime Directive
USS BQ-566388
EAS/USS Angela Merkel (well, lets hope so)
EAS One, two, three, four, I love Marine Corp!
EAS Jha'Dur

for Narn vessels
"Londo Mollari"
"Lord Refa"
"Centauri Prime"

for Centauri:
"G'Kar"
"Na'Toth"
"Narn"
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Post by jolt » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:29 pm

USS Ctrl + Alt + Delete
USS Macintosh
USS AppleMac (Oberth class, anybody?)
USS F12 - The Forbidden button
USS Cheater
USS Legless
USS DrUUNK
Engage!


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Post by Zered003 » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:07 am

USS This is the song that never ends.
USS Yes, It goes on and on my friend.
USS Somebody started singing it.
USS Not knowing what it was.
USS But they'll continue singing it forever just because,
USS This is the song that never ends. - A
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I enjoy all 3 seconds of the day when that happens.

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Post by JEDI3112 » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:54 am

Trade Federation Droid control ship
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
We use M$ Windows as our OS

General ships
Where are the controls of the bridge? I think I've just blasted them
Pleeeaaaase don't attack us
Could somebody give us a little push please?
Engines off-line, shield off-line, weapons off-line, sensors off-line, life support off-line
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