3 men in a sauna

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3 men in a sauna

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone.
I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
him. The Irishman glanced around and said:

"B-Jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!"

[JPKTrekker]

Funny. That was brilliant. special7.gif special4.gif weapon1.gif

[blindeye01]

I created the joke thread just for this kind of stuff.