QuasarDonkey wrote:Professor Moriarty, last known to be running inside a portable computer on Barclay's shelf (probably).
Or maybe he was destroyed when they let Deanna drive the saucer section of the Enterprise D.
Picard: "Anything to report number one?"
Riker: "Um, well sir... well um, well you were gone the ship... kind of got destroyed."
Picard: "What?!?! How?"
Riker: "Well first we were duped by the Duras sisters and our warp core went into overload."
Picard: "The Duras sisters tricked you? The DURAS sisters?!? And you couldn"t eject the core?"
Riker: "No sir."
Picard: "Well you must have evacuated everybody to the saucer section, beam me up."
Riker: "Um sir... we kind of crashed that into the planet."
Picard: ".... my lord. How could you have possibly managed that?"
Riker: "I let Deanna drive sir."
Picard: *facepalm* "Number one, you're fired."